Opossum Dumpster Fire Retractable Badge Reel The Horrors Persist But So Do I For Sale

This delightful retractable badge reel features a chunky acrylic charm shaped like a flaming dumpster fire, complete with a chill opossum holding a coffee mug inside the burning green dumpster. The charm reads \'THE HORRORS PERSIST BUT SO DO I\' — the perfect darkly humorous motto for healthcare workers, teachers, office staff, or anyone who keeps going no matter what. The die-cut acrylic topper is custom-shaped with individual flame cutouts along the top edge, giving it impressive three-dimensional character. The clear retractable reel body features a metal belt clip on the back for easy attachment to scrubs, lanyards, or waistbands. The retractable cord connects to a clear vinyl ID badge holder with a snap-button closure, compatible with standard ID cards and badge sizes. A wildly popular meme-inspired design that makes an excellent gift for nurses, teachers, social workers, or anyone with a sense of humor about surviving chaotic times. Lightweight, functional, and guaranteed to spark conversation at the workplace.